Hormones. Gah!!!!!

I wish i could figure out my cycle. I'm about to get all anal-retentive about this bizarreness if it doesn't settle down. Sorry if I'm rambling.  That's a lie, right? If I was sorry, I'd press the backspace key repeatedly until all of the above was gone.  No that's not like me, I'd hold the Ctrl and Shift keys and press the Home key and then press the Backspace key. Lots fewer keystrokes.  See, I'm basically extremely lazy.  Did you know that lazy people make the best programmers?  I'm a programmer by trade, by the way.  It's because we find the easiest way to git'r'done.  Yup!  Efficient buggers we are.

Okay, I've had too many glasses of wine.  And I'm very bored.  I want to work on my videos but I can't.  I have no sparks.  Blech!